A family were introducing venison to their children for the first time.
The wife had cooked a wonderful roast of venison meat and wanted to surprise he children so they thought they should let the children guess what kind of meat it was.
Every one was sitting at the table admiring the wonderful deer roast.
The children tried to guess but they were always wrong.
The little girl says" pleas daddy give us a hint"
The dad thought for a while and said " it is what your mother calls me sometimes"
The little girl was in horror.
She yells at her brother." dont eat that Tommy , it is an assh&^e.